Of course we’ve been so successful at protesting the G8 summits in the past that the cowards have to hold their meeting on an island now. That was cool though, I stayed in Savanna with all the other protesters. It was a pretty cool party.
Dudes, get this. Those hypocritical capitalist bastards drove around in electric powered golf carts as if they cared about the environment. Where do they think that electricity comes from man? Electric power doesn’t save the environment man. It just hurts it in a different way.
Check this out man. Coal, oil and natural gas all release greenhouse gas. Nuclear creates toxic waste. Hydo kills fish and totally alters the river systems. And all the so called alternatives don’t even work man. That’s why the only way to really save the environment is to cut down on consumption.
Don’t worry though dudes. When I was in the bar on the hotel I was staying at, I ran into this dude from CNN. I was able to explain all that to him, so now he can totally carry the message for us. Good fucking thing I flew to Georgia man. Otherwise that dude would have never heard about how we have to stop consuming so much.