Dudes, have you noticed that the conservative press is so afraid to cover John Kerry’s campaign events that they are focusing on only two stories right now?  Story one: the Olympics.  Story two: the swift boat bull shit.  I’m tired of both. 

The Olympics could be cool.  Unfortunately, like everything else we get involved with, the US managed to mess it all up.  Man did you see the men’s 200 meter last night?  It started out pretty cool.  The Greeks were all chanted and booing.  It was like one big protest.  Once the race finally started, the American’s won all three metals.  What the fuck man?  Of course the Greeks were pissed if we’re going to be all selfish and shit.  Typical Americans capitalist crap!    

Get this though man.  Did you see what happened after the race?  Unlike other teams who run around or wave to the crowd or something, the Americans got together and prayed.  What the hell?  Like God is on our side or some shit.  Dude, here a stadium full of worked-up people and the Americans totally turn their backs on them to pray.  I know I’ve said it before, but we really need new leadership.

Then there’s the continuing bull shit about the swift vets.  Man, who the fuck cares anymore?  I’ll tell you who, the conservative media complex.  Why else would they still be talking about this?  It’s not like Kerry hasn’t been providing them with other stories either.  Dude, he went windsurfing last week, but I didn’t see a single story about that.  Instead the media has to focus on some crap that happened 35 years ago.  What the hell!

It’s cool though man.  The whole swift vet bullshit is totally showing who’s more presidential.  I mean dude, here’s John Kerry getting personally attacked and George Bush won’t even step in to stop it.  What kind of leader is that? 

In times like these we need aggressive leadership.  John Kerry is threatening to sue the swifties, his lawyers are trying to get the ads off television and his campaign is actively trying to get bookstores to stop selling the book.  That’s real leadership man.  That’s why John Kerry would make a good president. 

Anyway dudes, next week should be way better for watching the news.  The republicans are going to have their stupid little party in New York.  That will be boring as hell.  The networks aren’t even going to show most of it.  Wait ‘till you see the direct action we have planned for the streets though man.  It’s going to be awesome.  This will put an end to the swift boat story!