Dudes, I went to get my flu shot the other day.  I’m young and healthy, so I probably don’t need a flu shot.  You know me though man.  I love drugs.  Anyway, it turns out there aren’t enough shots for everyone this year.

You know this is Bush’s fault.  I mean dude, the British government shut down one of the big suppliers, and you know Tony Blair loves President Bush.  For a while I couldn’t figure out why Bush would want to limit the flu shot.

Then the other day I was reading Salon.com about how Bush wants to privatize social security.  That’s a stupid idear.  But now it all makes sense dude.  Bush wants old folks to catch the flu so they can’t vote.  Think about it man.  Fucking think about it!