Dudes, you’re not going to believe this.  I saw this Bush add where there are a bunch of wolves and shit running around in the woods.  Man, I knew Dubbya was an idiot, but I didn’t know he was that stupid.  I mean does George W. Bush really want people thinking about wild animals and the wilderness when they go to the polls?  I mean dudes, if people are thinking about the environment, he will definitely loose.

That only part of the good news dudes.  Our next first lady finally said it like it is.  Man I am so sick and tired of that smug Lara Bush pretending like she’s important.  Finally Teresa came out and said teacher is not a real job.  I mean please.  Like Lara Bush ever accomplished anything in her life.  Dudes, the next four years are going to be so awesome!