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Dudes, great news. I know some of you conservative bastards are going to be gloating and thinking that I’ll finally go away. Think again man. Yesterday’s election is proof that progressive ideas are on the march. Check it out man, when George McGovern ran for president he lost to Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon, man! Mondale lost every state but one. Dukakis got more votes than Mondale, but he still lost big. Then there was Kerry. Dudes, Kerry is the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate and he still only lost by like three million votes. Think about it man. Progressive ideas are really taking hold. Fucking think about it! |
| Joe Protester November 4, 2004 12:08 PM PST Nigel, dude, don’t worry about ’08 man. We’ve got that one in the bag. Think about how close we came this year. The economy is for shit, and we are losing the war on terrorism. In fact we totally would have won this time if it wasn’t for the fucking conservative bastards at the New York Times. Those puppets of the GOP just had to leak the explosives story early because they couldn’t do the right thing and act like professional journalists. Check it out though dude. In four years, the republicans will have undermined social security and tons of people will be putting money into the stock market instead of saving it in the government’s lock box. Where do you think the economy will be then man? And Dubya and his band of thugs will be setting up puppet governments all over the Middle East. Terrorists hate democracy man. After four more years of setting up new democracies around the word, think about how pissed off the terrorists will be. It’s going to totally suck to watch the republicans privatize social security and piss of the terrorists even more. But when it’s all said and done, not even the conservative media complex will be able to stop us. | ||
| Nigel T. Higgenbothem November 3, 2004 09:20 PM PST Bloody hell, I just read this most unfortunate news in the UK Guardian regarding the victory of that lecherous cretin George W. Bush. Four more years of W, what, what! I for one cannot believe this news most foul. Perhaps if King George could have amassed an alliance with the French and Germans back in 1776 our world would not have to deal with the outspoken musings and imperialism of the wretched colonists and Texans! Wonderous how Karl Rove could rally the Jews and Evangelicals to support a puppet who is lapping up oil from his Saudi controllers! Hopefully Barak Obama can muster the coloureds to elect him in 2008. | ||
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