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    <lastBuildDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 13:07:47 PST</lastBuildDate>
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    <category>Religion &amp; Beliefs</category>
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      <title>Progressing towards victory</title>
      <link>http://protester.blogdrive.com/archive/31.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 21:03:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, great news.  I know some of you conservative bastards are going to be gloating and thinking that I’ll finally go away.  Think again man.  Yesterday’s election is proof that progressive ideas are on the march.
 
Check it out man, when George McGovern ran for president he lost to Richard Nixon.  Richard Nixon, man!  Mondale lost every state but one.  Dukakis got more votes than Mondale, but he still lost big.  Then there was Kerry.
 
Dudes, Kerry is the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate and he still only lost by like three million votes.  Think about it man.  Progressive ideas... (more)</description>
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      <title>What do you call a female wolf?</title>
      <link>http://protester.blogdrive.com/archive/30.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 04:17:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, you’re not going to believe this.  I saw this Bush add where there are a bunch of wolves and shit running around in the woods.  Man, I knew Dubbya was an idiot, but I didn’t know he was that stupid.  I mean does George W. Bush really want people thinking about wild animals and the wilderness when they go to the polls?  I mean dudes, if people are thinking about the environment, he will definitely loose.
 
That only part of the good news dudes.  Our next first lady finally said it like it is.  Man I am so sick and tired of that smug Lara Bush pretending like she’s important.  Finally... (more)</description>
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      <title>Bush makes me sick</title>
      <link>http://protester.blogdrive.com/archive/29.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 17:07:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, I went to get my flu shot the other day.  I’m young and healthy, so I probably don’t need a flu shot.  You know me though man.  I love drugs.  Anyway, it turns out there aren’t enough shots for everyone this year. 
 
You know this is Bush’s fault.  I mean dude, the British government shut down one of the big suppliers, and you know Tony Blair loves President Bush.  For a while I couldn’t figure out why Bush would want to limit the flu shot.
 
Then the other day I was reading Salon.com about how Bush wants to privatize social security.  That’s a stupid idear.  But now it all makes... (more)</description>
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      <title>Make news not war</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 21:48:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, have you noticed that the conservative press is so afraid to cover John Kerry’s campaign events that they are focusing on only two stories right now?  Story one: the Olympics.  Story two: the swift boat bull shit.  I’m tired of both.  
 
The Olympics could be cool.  Unfortunately, like everything else we get involved with, the US managed to mess it all up.  Man did you see the men’s 200 meter last night?  It started out pretty cool.  The Greeks were all chanted and booing.  It was like one big protest.  Once the race finally started, the American’s won all three metals.  What the... (more)</description>
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      <title>Dreamon.org</title>
      <link>http://protester.blogdrive.com/archive/27.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:48:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, never before have we more desperately needed strong leadership on foreign relations.  The so called “dream team” is embarrassing American, and George W. Bush isn’t even talking about it.  If we are going to be respected abroad we must have a dominant international basketball program.  That’s why we need John Kerry in the white house.  
 
John Kerry is an experienced athlete.  Kerry is a proficient snow boarder.  He rides a racing bike.  George bush can’t even ride a bike without falling off.  And John Kerry even windsurfs.  With experience like that in charge, the USA basketball team... (more)</description>
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      <title>527 heaven</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:13:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This Cambodia stuff is such bull man.  What does it matter when Kerry was in Cambodia?  The point about the war on terrorism is that Kerry actually went to Vietnam.  Think about it man!  How can you fight a war on terror if you didn’t go to Vietnam?  
 
Dude, not only did Bush not go to Vietnam, he was AWOL.  That draft dodging deserter didn’t even show up for his weekend warrior bull shit.  Thank God for Moveon.org too man.  Otherwise we wouldn’t even know about Bush’s National Guard record.  
 
Now it turns out that one of the swift vets’ for truth is a liar.  That comes as no surprise.... (more)</description>
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      <title>Lying in wait</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 18:02:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
Dudes, I know I haven’t been posting for a while.  I thought Kerry could handle this campaign himself.  Boy was I wrong.  Check this out man.  The only real issue in this election is credibility.  We can’t afford to have four more years of a liar.  That’s why we’ve got to get rid of Bush.
 
I don’t know why Kerry isn’t pointing out all of Bush’s lies man.  Maybe he’s trying to look presidential or some bull shit.  Whatever man!  I’ll point out the lies myself.  There are no weapons of mass destruction.  Bush said there were.  That’s a lie man.  
 
Don’t give me any bull shit about how... (more)</description>
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      <title>Electric truth</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 18:05:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, sorry I haven’t posted in a while.  I’ve been in Georgia for the G8 Summit.  Even though my trust officer won’t let me buy green, he thought getting involved in politics would be good for me.  Little did that fucker know that I was going Georgia to protest.



Of course we’ve been so successful at protesting the G8 summits in the past that the cowards have to hold their meeting on an island now.  That was cool though, I stayed in Savanna with all the other protesters.  It was a pretty cool party.



Dudes, get this.  Those hypocritical capitalist bastards drove around in electric... (more)</description>
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      <title>Popular None Uprising</title>
      <link>http://protester.blogdrive.com/archive/23.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 18:27:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dude, I’ll admit that I’m not that enthusiastic about John Kerry.  People tell me Kerry is a good liberal, but I really haven’t seen it yet.  I like Denis Kucinich and Ralph Nader much better.  Even so, I’ve got to support Kerry, because I can’t stand Bush.
 
I’m pretty sure we don’t have anything to worry about man.  Kerry was in town yesterday, and I’m sure he’s going to win.  Check this out dude.  Only a couple hundred people showed up to his rally.  There weren’t any protesters to speak of.  Dude, if Bush came here, the streets would be packed with protesters.
 
People hate Bush man. ... (more)</description>
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      <title>Fox hunt</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 23:32:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Dudes, what’s up with Fox News?  Nigel, I believe they call it Sky News over there, but I’m sure it’s the same crap?  I really like Ted Turner’s commitment to philanthropy, so I usually watch CNN.  The other day I thought I would expand my horizons though.  I checked out Fox News for the first time.
 
Man, Fox is the most hypocritical network ever.  First of all these guys call themselves fair and balanced?  What’s fair and balanced about still talking about one canister of chemical weapons that was found over a week ago?  That’s not even news anymore.  If it was really fair and balanced,... (more)</description>
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